let’s be real life is just about blasting your favorite song at full volume
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having a normal one applying for jobs rn
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Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol
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You’ve probably appeared in dozens, if not hundreds, of people’s dreams, and they’ll never tell you that.
My morning routine? That’s simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.
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ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned
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dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me
Important
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Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
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this is so funny.
the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed
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